Back Street Driver

My apologies to Keith and Ann

Don't call me a louse
if I drive past your house
in an effort to short cut the flow
of traffic each day
as it gets in my way
to the place where I don't want to go!

Call me a hero
it's a time when there's zero
tolerance or grace to be found
with a flick of the wrist
not a punch of the fist
I've achieved the moral high ground.

So, don't call me bad
maybe call me a cab
but at work everyday I must be,
and though I do care
it's down your thoroughfare
leads me quicker to my morning tea!